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11 Hydrate Me

11 Hydrate Me

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This hydrate me is our friend and it’s CRAZY! A powerful blend of buttermilk waffles, pure maple syrup, brown sugar, and raspberry compote. This hydrate me is definitely not Lando. It’s your friend and friends don’t lie.

2.2oz

Directions: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the hydrate me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

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Jenna Patskin (St. Petersburg, US)
Yummy!

Hydrate Mes are a wonderfully moisturizing after bath/shower and/or after shave product. The initial application can be a bit greasy but the dry down is quick and in my experience the product doesn’t leave stains or residue, just soft, smooth, and moisturized skin. This product is like a lip balm but for the rest of your body!

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a (Peoria, US)
sweet product

smells awesome

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a (Peoria, US)
smells so good

wow

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Kaitlyn
Just Like Breakfast!

This truly does smell just like waffles with maple syrup! I love using this at night before bed after my shower - and my boyfriend likes it too! haha :)

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Elizabeth
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This scent reminds me of Second Breakfast. It's a nice sweet scent!

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