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AGONY! Shampoo & Conditioner Combo Bar

AGONY! Shampoo & Conditioner Combo Bar

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Misery! Woe! Though it's different for each. This scent may be just out of reach... with fresh citrus and mint blended with black roses and woodsy notes of sandalwood and vanilla.

  • SLS free
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Cruelty-free

To Use: Wet both hair and the shampoo combo bar. Rub shampoo bar side, directly on the hair, focusing on the scalp. Work into a lather and rinse thoroughly. Follow with conditioner bar side. Massage in, leave in for 2-3 minutes then rinse thoroughly. Store your shampoo bar in a cool, dry place between uses. 

VEGAN

Approx Weight 4oz

Shampoo Ingredients: Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Kokum Butter, Cosmetic Grade Silicone (Moisturizer), Shea Butter, blend of Palm and Coconut Oils (Saponified), Purified Water, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Fragrance and/or Essential Oils, Cosmetic Color.

Conditioner Ingredients: Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Kokum Butter, Panthenol, Dimethicone, Cyclomethicone, Honeyquat, Wheat Protein, Cetrimonium Chloride, Fragrance, Cosmetic Color.

 

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