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ARKHAM Leave-In Conditioner

ARKHAM Leave-In Conditioner

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This scent is one of the most psychotic blends we’ve created. Hoping to soothe the criminally insane with a soothing blend of lavender - it has been warped with blends of vanilla and patchouli that leaves your senses crazier than before as it tames the untamable.

TO USE: Shake well before using. Spray on and comb through damp hair.

Ingredients: Water, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Stearalkonium Chloride, Fragrance, Dehydrated Milk, Maltodextrin and Milk Protein, Propylene Glycol (and) Diazolidinyl Urea, Argania Spinosa Kernel, Fragrance

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Patricia Kostuk (Chatham, CA)
Wish I had ordered more!

Love how this smells all day on my hair..The only thing I hate is that I didn't order more!

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Julie Rousculp (Randolph, US)
Mmm...

This smells so good. I'm always wary of patchouli but somehow, mixed with the lavender and vanilla (two of my favorite scents), it adds a spicy note that really works. It's a nice conditioning product, but boy, I'd love it as a perfume!

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Jenna Patskin (St. Petersburg, US)
Amazing

This is a intoxicating lavender and patchouli scent. This product makes my hair manageable :)

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