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AUDREY 2 Shower Smoothie

AUDREY 2 Shower Smoothie

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"I'm just a green mean mutha from outer space and I am bad!" You don't know what you're up against with florals of exotic tiger orchid, red hibiscus and strawberry blooms, sweet dragonfruit and apricot. A deep amber, earthy teakwood and beautifully tart pomelo and island cherry round out this 'bust your balls' blend. You're in trouble now!

4oz 

HOW IT WORKS: A soothing and conditioning body wash, luxurious oils soften and cleanse the skin.

TO USE:  Like a body wash, use this shower smoothie on the wet skin in the shower by rubbing on skin for a nice lather. Gently rinse away with warm water.

Ingredients: Sodium Cococyl Isethionate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine , Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Glycerol, Honey, Butyrospermum Parkii, Distilled Water, Fragrance, Preservative.

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