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BAD-ANON Hydrate Me

BAD-ANON Hydrate Me

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For days when your skin doesn’t wanna be the bad guy anymore. Let scents of wild berries and cream with a subtle touch of cedarwood take on dry skin one shower at a time!

TO USE: Under running water, rub the Hydrate Me all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the Hydrate Me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance, & Color

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Angeleen Buske (Minneapolis, US)
Smells Marvelous!

I loved this smell. I'm just not a huge hydrate me fan. My skin is very finicky to how it wants to absorb moisture. Everyone else seems to love hydrate mes.

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Jenna Patskin (St. Petersburg, US)
Yummy!

Hydrate Mes are a wonderfully moisturizing after bath/shower and/or after shave product. The initial application can be a bit greasy but the dry down is quick and in my experience the product doesn’t leave stains or residue, just soft, smooth, and moisturized skin. This product is like a lip balm but for the rest of your body!

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Stephanie Hill (Cleveland, US)
Lovely Scent

I live the hydrate me for the winter when my skin is very dry and itchy. This scent is very nice and pleasant to use.

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Debbie
Amazing!

First time trying a Hydrate Me and I am impressed! Not only does it smell great, but it is very moisturizing during these cold winter days. Looking forward to trying out more!

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April
My favorite

This is one of my favorites. I love the hydrate me's. I know you use it in the shower but I also take one with me when my face gets dry. I just rub it on and it makes it smooth as a baby's butt :)

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