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BEACH PLEASE. I'M A MERMAID Script Soap

BEACH PLEASE. I'M A MERMAID Script Soap

Regular price $12.00
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Inspired by The Soap Life and the people that shape our lives.

Do something bigger than you every day. Race to your dreams. Stay Fresh. Take the plunge. Fail...it's what makes you a winner. Keep a wild heart. Have deep conversations. Stand up for what you believe in. Fall in love. Take a nap. Eat good food. Live authentically. You run your body, not the other way around. Share your dreams and laughter with the world.

Lastly, get dirty...we got you. <3

-Mom & Dad

Handcrafted with the moisturizing properties of Shea butter, cocoa butter, and mango butter. 

6oz net wt.

Soap...with benefits! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Bio Glitter, Fragrance Oil, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate,Coconut Oil, Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Seed Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Titanium Dioxide.

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Emily Deloria (Hanford, US)
So pretty!

Like others say- these are decently sized soaps! You get good bang for buck. Scent smells like Stay Golden?- I love it!

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mara (San Rafael, US)
yummy! and massive

this was way bigger than what i was expecting, definitely plesantly surprised :)

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morgan walker (San Rafael, US)
HUGE

this thing is MASSIVE. i definitely see why they cost $12 now. totallllly worth it. this one smells amazing!

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