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BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT Pomade

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT Pomade

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Baby get movin, better get movin. Why keep your feeble hopes alive? What are you provin? You've got the dream but not the drive...YET. All you need is this pomade and you’ll no longer look like a beauty school dropout with soft and sweet scents of garden herbs, lavender, and peach rings. 

How to use: Warm a small amount between your fingers, then distribute throughout your hair. A little goes a long way. Works well for curly or straight hair and provides a modern, flexible alternative to styling gels. Adds tremendous shine and a pliable hold. Smooths spit ends and fly-aways. 

.5oz

NON VEGAN

Ingredients: Cera Alba (Beeswax), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Lanolin, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Fragrance.

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Mara P Kijanovic
mehhh

smells good, has a waxy texture.. i tried to use to keep my baby hairs down but it just made my hair really waxy and the damn hairs still popped right back up :(

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Jui
Really nice

smells good

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J
Great stuff

love it!

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Karyn
GREAT STUFF!

This pomade smells fabulous. A little goes a long way... I just use a tiny bit to keep my flyaways down when I pull my hair back. GREAT new product!!!

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Jordi
So Yummy!

The scent is so subtle and perfect, it just makes me feel cute. It also works amazingly <3

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