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Best of Christmas - Dec. 25th

Best of Christmas - Dec. 25th

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Individually wrapped and labeled with the "open me on" date. No peeking!! Anticipation is half the fun. 😉

SCENT: We’ve overindulged with scents of sweet marshmallows, warm cinnamon snickerdoodle cookies with hot cocoa on the side

CATEGORY: Shower (vegan)

AKA I'M EATING JUNK FOOD from the 2019 ~ Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal ~ 12 Days Box.

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Stacy Sanford (Urbandale, US)

First foaming sugar scrub I've tried. Smells good enough to eat. I've been using it on my feet. So far I havent noticed a difference but it smells really good.

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Jessica (Massapequa Park, US)
Yummy!

Absolutely delicious! Yum yum yum!

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Ashley Costello (Chesapeake, US)
so much yum!

love this surprise yumminess!!

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Kristen Gaffney (Mascotte, US)
I'm eating Junk and Watching Rubbish

Home Alone is my favorite Christmas movie that I watch every year. I bought this product as a gift for my sister who also loves the movie. She told me it smells just like baked cookies and is an excellent foaming sugar scrub.

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Sue Tran (Pittsburgh, US)
Love love love!

Fantastic. I couldn’t have thought of a better way to celebrate Christmas than receiving this. Amazing scent, I’m dieting now so smelling like all the food I can’t eat is amazing and a good test of willpower :)

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