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BOO, AS IF Conditioner Bar

BOO, AS IF Conditioner Bar

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Let’s face it. Everyone is going to want to borrow your new conditioner bar when they smell it. Just say these three words and they’ll get the hint. Be selfish with scents of lemon butter shortbread lightly drizzled with caramel (butter is a carb by the way...but WHATEVER.)

2oz

  • SLS free
  • paraben free
  • cruelty free
  • environmentally friendly
  • safe for color treated hair

* Solid conditioner bar is ultra concentrated - a little goes a very long way!
* Save a bottle from going into the landfill.
* Easy to store for traveling - no leaky goop in your suitcase or gym bag! 

click here for reusable travel tin!

To Use: Rub the conditioner bar directly on your hair and massage in with your hands. Rinse thoroughly. 

VEGAN

Ingredients: Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Kokum Butter, Panthenol, Dimethicone, Cyclomethicone, Honeyquat, Wheat Protein, Cetrimonium Chloride, Fragrance, Cosmetic Color 

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Customer Reviews

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Emily
Amazing

I love the product and scent. The conditioner bar makes my hair soft and easy to manage when used with the shampoo bar.

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Jen
First timer

This was my first time trying a conditioner bar, it didn't go so bad. Definitely different. Smelled really good.

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Allison
Smells so good!!

I smell my hair all day after using this and the leave in. It smells like cake!!

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Sarah S.
Never used it before Try now, great scent and great product!

I got a shampoo bar as part of a quarterly soapbox before so I knew I liked it and that it worked well for me, but I didn't know what to expect about the conditioner bar. I was shocked at how well it works for me. I don't really need to use that much in my hair in order to keep it strong and shiny for days. I don't have to worry about that feeling when you use too much liquid. The only annoyance is that I have to make sure to remove the bar from the shower and keep it dry between uses, but not a big deal.

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Sarah S.
Never used it before? Try now, great scent and great product!

I got a shampoo bar as part of a quarterly soapbox before so I knew I liked it and that it worked well for me, but I didn't know what to expect about the conditioner bar. I was shocked at how well it works for me. I don't really need to use that much in my hair in order to keep it strong and shiny for days. I don't have to worry about that feeling when you use too much liquid. The only annoyance is that I have to make sure to remove the bar from the shower and keep it dry between uses, but not a big deal.

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