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BOO-YAH! Hydrate Me

BOO-YAH! Hydrate Me

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The body may have its limitations but there’s nothing this toilet spray can’t do for your doodies with scents of mechanically enhanced confections of blackberry, sweet orange citrus, and a touch of red delicious apple.

TO USE: Under running water, rub the Hydrate Me all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the Hydrate Me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, elaeis guineensis (palm) kernel oil, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

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J
Jenn
fruitylicious

I wasn't sure if I'd like this and took a chance ordering it - I'm so glad I did! This smells great! It's so fruity. I mostly smell the blackberry and apple, not so much the citrus.

L
Luce
Lovely!

I love this Hydrate Me stick-it's so nourishing to my dry winter skin. I hope that they will bring this scent back, because it smells absolutely delicious!

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Darcy
Awesome

Smells so good I want to eat it

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