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CALM YOUR TITS Booby Butter

CALM YOUR TITS Booby Butter

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Soothe your boobs. Destress your breasts. Hakuna your tatas. Bitch, chill the fuck out! With a soothing blend of lavender, jasmine, purple lilacs, lemon and a light musk you’ll be able to finally get the calming effect your tits have been asking for.

 

TO USE: Take a small amount of Booby Butter and rub into skin to smooth, tighten and firm your boobies! Can also be used as a thicker body butter.

Ingredients: Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Argania Spinosa Kernal (Argan) Oil, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil, Caffeine Extract and Fragrance.

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Abbey

Made the friend I gifted it to snort with laughter when she opened it. And she says the texture is dreamy and it smells great!

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Amy Comer (Saint Charles, US)
We're gonna need a bigger tub of cream...

Not sure there's enough cream in the world to lift these boobies... Smells nice though!

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