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¡GRASSYASS! Fortune Cookie Soap

¡GRASSYASS! Fortune Cookie Soap

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Remember hunting for Easter Eggs and candy, in the grass as a kid? One sniff of this adorable little fortune cookie with it's unique blend of fresh cut grass & fruity Easter Candy will take you right back!

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Emmy Ellison
Grassy is the New Sassy

Grassy is ecstatic that we like him so much, but he told me he wishes we wouldn't discuss his *** so much. It's a sensitive subject. That's why he looks so surprised every time someone calls his name. At the same time, he's more than happy to know how cute and fun we think he is! Grassy's proudest moments are when he's told what an amazing little soap he is because he doesn't dry out my skin, and he makes my hands and face smell incredible! His odiferous emanations are truely Grassy's most desired asset!

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Emmy Ellison
Grassy is the New Sassy

Grassy is ecstatic that we like him so much, but he told me he wishes we wouldn't discuss his *** so much. It's a sensitive subject. That's why he looks so surprised every time someone calls his name. At the same time, he's more than happy to know how cute and fun we think he is! Grassy's proudest moments are when he's told what an amazing little soap he is because he doesn't dry out my skin, and he makes my hands and face smell incredible! His odiferous emanations are truely Grassy's most desired asset!

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
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Self-care, but make it fun.