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I AM GROOT Bar Soap

I AM GROOT Bar Soap

Regular price $7.99
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I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I aaaaam Grooooooot!

Rocket...Translate for us?

Well he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I, and Am, AND Groot, exclusively in that order. But he said “This is an awesome bar soap that will transform the user into a Guardian of the Frickin’ Galaxy...only he didn’t say Frickin’. This has a sweet but strong scent of blood orange juice, ripe goji berry, salted driftwood, warm sand, and fresh grass.”  Ain’t nothing like this scoopable wax, ‘cept this bar soap.

TO USE: Lather responsibly!

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Cosmetic Glitter, Fragrance Oil.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 42 reviews
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Karen M (Sacramento, US)
Hmm.. .

The soap is smaller than I am used to from fortune cookie.
And the fragrance well it's okay but it's underwhelming to me. By the title I am Groot, I was expecting something more intense, maybe in your face. It's just not that memorable.

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S.F.

Super cute! Can't wait to give this as a Christmas gift.

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D.H. (Columbus, US)
love it

smells great and my husband used it too :)

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Jenn (Lebanon, US)
Amazing!

How cute is this soap? And it smells good enough to be a perfume. I am not a Marvel fan, but this smells simply amazing.

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Verena Seifert (Waldkirch, DE)
Delicious smelling tree trunk

The design is really pretty! The scent is more fruity than earthy to me and it's very good. The lather is soft and it doesn't seem to dry out the skin.

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