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GLOWME Fortune Cookie Soap

GLOWME Fortune Cookie Soap

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GlowMe soap it glows in the freaking dark!

This is the soap for all you Superman haters, you know you are out there! It has an extremely powerful green apple scent that yes, will knock even Superman down on his buns of steel! But, guess what? You aren't Superman; you will never be Superman so you can use this awesome smelling soap and not get knocked down.

As part of the whole Kryptonite illusion, we also had to make this soap with cosmetic grade, glow in the dark powder so even if you are stumbling around in your bathroom in the dark, you will still be able to shower and get yourself all cleaned up after a hard night of well, of doing whatever you were doing to be stumbling around your bathroom in the middle of the night. Not that we want to know or anything _ but we do have an e-mail address that you can use to tell us all your drunken stories!

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil

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Customer Reviews

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Jennifer (Phoenix, US)
Awesome for kuds and adults

My daughter and her cousins loved this product! They used it at their grandma's house. I wish they would make another product similar to this in a different color

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Denise Wallheimer (Austin, US)
Kids love it!

My kids were so thrilled to see this in the dark for the first time, and anything that makes kids more excited about washing their hands is a win in my book. The green apple scent is clear and also loved by the kids.

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Coral Bender (Mandeville, US)
Love seeing this glow

I love seeing this product glow when you walk in the bathroom. Also, the shape is really great for washing your hands. This one held up well in form!

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Shannon Woelke (Santa Cruz, US)
So much fun!!!

I adore these little fortune cookie soaps - I got this as a gift for my 7 yr old niece. She LOVED that it glows in the dark and the fun fortune cookie shape. Made Bath time more fun! I love that it contains good ingredients. All around a fun product for someone of any age!

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Tina Johnson (Portland, US)
Favorite Soap!!

This is probably my favorite soap to have in the bathroom! It smells so good and is so cool to look at since it glows in the dark!!! Everyone loves it!!

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.