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Morning Wood Shave Me! Shaving Cream 3.5oz.

Morning Wood Shave Me! Shaving Cream 3.5oz.

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Everyone loves a smooth and close shave. Ladies love it because we hate being rubbed raw by scruffy three day stubble and men love it because they like their women smooth and soft to the touch with no prickly hair! Our all natural Shave Me! makes everybody a winner by achieving that close shave without the dry, itchy skin that follows the way chemical based shaving cream does! The coolest part about this, is that it smells deliciously of a citrusy sandalwood, which we like to call Morning Wood! To Use: A little goes a loooong way, smooth over skin, let it sit for a minute to soften hair, shave, then rinse.

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