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MUST GO FASTER Bar Soap

MUST GO FASTER Bar Soap

Regular price $8.99
Sale price $8.99 Regular price

4 in stock

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You just gotta get those bad scents outta here and you must...go...faster... and cover up with fresh, invigorating scents of orange rind, thyme, lemongrass, and avocado. It's a fresh new smell that hides bad scents of sweaty, muddy people you've been driving around all day.

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

INGREDIENTS: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Cosmetic Glitter, Fragrance Oil.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 17 reviews
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B (New York, US)

This is such a cool bar! Bought for my friend who loves dinosaurs and he loves it!

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Kimberly Stenglein (Milwaukee, US)

I have an employee who loves unique bar soap. I bought 2 different ones for his christmas gift. This bar smells nice but the "image" isnt all that great. It looks like something I melted and poured into a mold myself. For the price I thought it might look a bit nicer. Its still alright, just not great.

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Allison Hale (Kingsport, US)
Gorgeous!

These soaps are so cute I don’t want to use them! They smell great too!

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Holly (Castle Rock, US)
Different scent

I got a sample size of the this one. The scent it different from most I’ve tried here. Not fruity or floral like most others. It’s definitely interesting. Almost refreshing.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

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