Skip to content
🎉 New collection just dropped: Smells you didn’t know you needed.
🧼 Our soaps look like snacks. Please don’t eat them. Seriously.
🛁 Smell cute, don’t pollute! — FREE U.S. shipping over $50!
Sold out

MY SWAMP Fortune Cookie Soap

MY SWAMP Fortune Cookie Soap

Regular price $4.25
Sale price $4.25 Regular price

Out of stock

Add To Wishlist
  • Orders over $50 ship free
  • 30 day returns

Looking to the rustic shack that lays before you smell minty patchouli and sweet magnolia blossoms, the trees are covered in the rich moss, fresh apples and succulent pears that hang from the musky limbs. Every step you take brings the soft smell of green grass to your nose. It's not much, but what else could an ogre want?

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients
  • VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil

Ask a question

The fields marked * are required.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
100%
(3)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
L
Lindsay Busby (Mesquite, US)
Love!

So cute and smells amazing I love the shrek theme

E
EH (Berthoud, US)
Nice

I gave this to my friend. She likes patchouli.

E
EH (Berthoud, US)
Great!

I gave this to my friend. She really likes patchouli.

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

Popular Questions

How long does shipping take?

Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.