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Private Beach Body Wash

Private Beach Body Wash

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Title: 4 oz.
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Disappear into an exotic paradise where only you're allowed because it's way top secret – plus you don't want anyone to see you naked! You'll be in the shower using our body wash to lather up in suds smelling of sweet pineapple and island jasmine to get squeaky clean for the day and smell like a bikini super model splayed out on the beach looking all sexy like;yeah;

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christina
yum!

great summer scent!

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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