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It's Eggnog %#@@&! Lip Balm .15 oz.

It's Eggnog %#@@&! Lip Balm .15 oz.

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If you are anything like us then you know Eggnog can only be drunk in moderation or else our tummies feel sick! The super thick and sweet beverage we all know is now available in a lip balm! This is super awesome because you can smell it and taste it on your kisser all day long and your tummy not hurt! This lip balm contains 0 calories compared to you don't even want to know how much is in those little bottles! So, yeah...

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Fortune Cookie Soap
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A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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