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Granny Panties Voted best! (by us) Lotion

Granny Panties Voted best! (by us) Lotion

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Title: 4 oz.
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We LOVE wearing Granny Panties all day long, every day! We walk around proud to show off our Granny Panties and donÑét care what anyone thinks! Oh of course we are talking about our voted best by us ever light lotion! What were you thinking?! Smooth on our non-heavy lotion and experience silky smooth skin while smelling of lilac and sweet pea! To Use: Step in the ring with this stuff everyday, if your skin is extra-dry, chapped by winter weather, or parched by summer sun. Ideal for the entire body, including the face! Paraben free Cruelty free skin type: dry to very dry perfect for chapped or sensitive skin

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