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Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Voted best! (by us) Lotion

Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Voted best! (by us) Lotion

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Title: 4 oz.
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WhatÑés yellow, small, and has polka dots? ThatÑés right! A bikini that no real person can wear! Something that you can wear thatÑés a Yellow Polka Dot Bikini is our voted best by us ever light lotion fragranced with lemon, sugar, and shortbread! ItÑés perfect for on the go quick moisturizing that is not too heavy and not at all greasy! To Use: Step in the ring with this stuff everyday, if your skin is extra-dry, chapped by winter weather, or parched by summer sun. Ideal for the entire body, including the face! Paraben free Cruelty free skin type: dry to very dry perfect for chapped or sensitive skin

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