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THE CAPTAIN Facial Cleansing Cream

THE CAPTAIN Facial Cleansing Cream

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Call yourself a cod fish – don’t smell like one!! Dewy magnolias and wild berries drenched with fresh cream.

TO USE: This advanced cleansing cream will gently remove oils and water-soluble wastes from the pores, providing a clean surface from which the skin freshener (toner) can be most effective. Ideal for removing make-up at the end of the day and gently cleansing the skin without harsh surfactants. 

Ingredients: Water, Mineral Oil, decyl Oleate, Mineral Oil (and) Lanolin Alcohol, Oleth-5, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) PEG-40 Castor Oil (and) Sodium Cetearyl Sulfate, PVP, Glyceral Stearate, Trietholamine, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Tromethamine, Carbomer, Fragrance.

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