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THE CAPTAIN Goat Milk & Honey Cream

THE CAPTAIN Goat Milk & Honey Cream

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Call yourself a cod fish – don’t smell like one!! Dewy magnolias and wild berries drenched with fresh cream.

TO USE: Apply a small amount cream into palms and massage into skin for quick moisturization.

Ingredients: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Glyceride, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Soybean Oil, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Phenoxyethanol, Sunflower Oil, Caprylyl Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Goat Milk Extract, Hydroxypropyl Trimonium Honey, Triisopropanolamine, Disodium EDTA, Color and Fragrance.

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Lisa (Sparks, US)
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I love this scent and this lotion. Scent is a light Summery scent.

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