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THE CAPTAIN Leave-In Conditioner

THE CAPTAIN Leave-In Conditioner

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Call yourself a cod fish – don’t smell like one!! Dewy magnolias and wild berries drenched with fresh cream.

Perfect for after swimming or out in the sun. Just spray on and comb through damp hair. Naturally conditions with Argan Oil - will leave your hair looking and feeling silky smooth. Perfect as a detangling spray!

*** Shake well before use***
4.7oz.
NON VEGAN

Ingredients: Water, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Stearalkonium Chloride, Fragrance, Dehydrated Milk, Maltodextrin and Milk Protein, Propylene Glycol (and) Diazolidinyl Urea, Argania Spinosa Kernel, Fragrance

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Feels smooth and not sticky (San Antonio, US)
Love the capitan

So glad they came out with this in the conditioner. Really love this scent and hope they will bring back more items in this scent. Linen spray and shower oil once again would be nice.

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