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UNLESS... Hydrate Me

UNLESS... Hydrate Me

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Rumor has it, spring is just around the corner!
Fresh spring water with just a hint of algae, flowing through hyacinths and water lilies, grounded by dirt and oakmoss, earthy woods & resins.

Directions: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

2.2oz.

*Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in warmer weather. 

NON VEGAN

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance, & Color

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Sara Minahan
Luxurious

Guys, I'm telling you, this is the STUFF right here! A little goes a long way, and it moisturizes like no one's business. The scent is out of this world! It's very strong smelling and lasts all day. It smells earthy and...expensive? Like something you would find at an upscale spa.

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Amanda Harper
Great for elbows and knees

Very moisturizing with a strong scent. This applicator is great and makes it perfect for getting your knees and elbows nice and lubed up!

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Amanda Harper
Great for elbows and knees

Very moisturizing with a strong scent. This applicator is great and makes it perfect for getting your knees and elbows nice and lubed up!

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