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WAKE ME WHEN YOU NEED ME Aromatherapy Shower Mist

WAKE ME WHEN YOU NEED ME Aromatherapy Shower Mist

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Wake up, Fortune Freak. We need you. For days when you have to take on an entire Covenant fleet alone, wipe out the Flood, or face your best friends in Slayer...you need a weapon. Come out of cryo with eucalyptus essential oils and orange citrus fresh from the Halo ring. For days when you feel like you’re falling apart, you’ll hold. When you feel like you won’t make it, you’ll make it. We promise. And we don’t make promises if we know we can’t keep them.

WHAT IT DOES: Relaxing vapors bring welcome relief to any room or shower, especially during the cold and allergy season.

TO USE: Spray upwards away from face toward center of room or shower. Repeat as necessary. Do not spray directly on furniture, walls, or painted surfaces. Eye irritant, keep out of reach of children.

Net wt 4.7 oz

Warnings: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

When using this product:

  • Use only as directed
  • Avoid contact with eyes and mucous membranes 
  • Do not apply to cuts, damaged or irritated skin 
  • stop using if skin irritation occurs

If pregnant or breastfeeding, ask a health professional before use. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center immediately.

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Ingredients: Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Distillate, Phenoxyethanol, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Fragrance, Melaleuca Leucadendron Cajaputi Oil, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Polysorbate 20.

 

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Customer Reviews

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Steph (Portland, US)
Perfect morning scent

Love oranges, always lift my mood. And I hate mornings, this helps a bit.

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Val
I love it but

It smells amazing but I am more of a fan of the cold buster. I prefer that one to open you nod

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Maya
YUMMM

My 2nd fav shower scent! I am loving these a lot more than the shower steamers as I am getting more out of the spray. This is a great pick me up, wake me up citrusey type scent.

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Maya
YUMMM

Well this is a handy little spray. After getting the Cold Buster spray and loving it in the shower, i thought id try this little one and it is just as good!! its a zesty type scent that really picks you up. I find these sprays are more effective than the shower steamers that come in the foil packet. LOVE!

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Trixie B
Soothing and Refreshing!

I got this to use in my shower since I love SMUS and for the most part those are being phased out. The scent of this is so wonderful and relaxing and makes my bathroom smell wonderful! My only critique is that the smell of these doesn't seem to last in the shower as long as the SMUS did. Nonetheless this is a wonderful product and I am so happy I purchased!

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