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WE ARE THE WEIRDOS Creamy Face Wash

WE ARE THE WEIRDOS Creamy Face Wash

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Welcome to the witching hour. Exorcise your rites and embrace the fact you are NOT normal with a product that smells like red apples and melon, a touch of lily with a base of dark amber and vanilla. The perfect scent combo to connect with the mystical forces.

Our sulfate-free facial wash is formulated with mild ingredients for both oily and dry skin types and is ideal for daily use and sensitive skin.

An invigorating blend of natural botanical extracts will refresh and tone your skin.

What's inside: 

  • Burdock Root: The anti-bacterial, antiseptic, and anti-inflammatory properties enable burdock root to be used as a safe natural remedy for assorted skin conditions, including eczema and psoriasis.
  • Rose Hip Extract: Rose Hips have anti-inflammatory properties as well as help combat the effects of the sun on the skin due to their bioflavonoid content. It is often used to improve the overall appearance of the skin.
  • Lemon Peel Extract: Lemon Peel Extract has been shown to lighten, smooth and cleanse skin as well as treat acne. The anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and anti-microbial properties of lemons also help clean the areas to which it is applied.
  • Apple pulp extract: Provides impressive and long-lasting hydrating capabilities: 88.9% increase in skin hydration after only 30 minutes. The effects are long-lasting - even after six hours; hydration remained 32.5% higher than untreated skin.
  • Lavender extract: Used on a broad scale for the treatment of acne, damaged hair, and oily skin while providing Anti-bacterial, microbial, Anti-fungal and Antiseptic properties. Lavender also provides a soothing effect on the skin.

Ingredients: Deionized Water, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Cocamide MIPA, Cetearyl Phosphate, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Extract, Fragrance Oil, Organic Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon) Peel Extract, Arctium Lappa (Burdock) Root Extract, Rosa Canina (Rose) Hip Extract, Pyrus Malus (Apple) Fruit Extract, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Hexylene Glycol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Chlorphenesin, Benzoic Acid, Sorbic Acid.

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S.S. (Arnold, US)
love it

Such a great product, and it smells kind of like grapes to me

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Monica Dyess (Valdosta, US)
Love this formula!

This is the best formula for sensitive skin

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Treasure Boehmer (Fontana, US)

İ love it and the smell is amazing

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Christina Cody (Hockessin, US)

lovely formula, great light scent

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