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WE SCARE BECAUSE WE CARE Perfume Oil Sampler

WE SCARE BECAUSE WE CARE Perfume Oil Sampler

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All 6 scents from the WE SCARE, BECAUSE WE CARE extended collection as mini perfumes.

We Have a 2319! - Sound the alarm! Prepare for decontamination with scents of juicy watermelon, cantaloupe, and a breezy ocean mist. This red alert also contains coconut, sugar cane, guava, strawberry, peach and violet. The CDA has deemed this situation a niner-niner-zero.

Boo - There’s a kid here! A human kid! A playful blend of French lavender flowers, sweet honey and warm cuddly notes of almond and cashmere. She’s small, cute and isn’t scared of monsters! Nothing’s coming out of your closet to scare you anymore, right?

Kitty! - He might look big and scary, but he’s really just a big-hearted furball. A confident, tenacious, tough and intimidating blend of black raspberries, dark plum and warm vanilla with a sweet, sugary scent of cotton candy. 

Googly Bear - “I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve.” He’s little, green and one-eyed –  A bright, well-rounded blend of juicy mango, guava and warm florals combined with amber, sandalwood and vanilla musk create a fragrance perfect for a googly woogley bear!  

Top Scarer - May the best monster win! A terrifying blend of crushed pomegranate, blackberry and fizzy champagne blend perfectly with notes of pear, blueberries, pineapple and juniper berries. Frightening base notes of white musk, spruce and midnight woods round out this spooky fragrance. Without scream, we have no power!

The Laugh Floor - Laughter is 10x more powerful than screams. A dazzling mixture of tangerine leaf, bergamot, kumquat, orange and juicy tropical pineapple topped off with bright lemon and lime zest. This scent is no joke!

WHAT IT DOES: An aromatic finisher to your daily routine and sets the tone for the rest of your day.

HOW IT WORKS: Fragrance is your best and most intimate accessory. Once it’s put on, it becomes a part of you and your chemistry. It can be worn to match different moods and inspirations.

TO USE: Apply to pressure points, gently dab together and enjoy your signatures scent for that day.

Vegan handcrafted perfume oil

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