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WHAT? IT'S 5 O'CLOCK, SOMEWHERE! Conditioner Bar

WHAT? IT'S 5 O'CLOCK, SOMEWHERE! Conditioner Bar

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Here at FCS, it doesn't take a whole lot to talk us into a cocktail -- or two! Whether it's Jello shots for inspiration, or Justin's homemade brews, we're no strangers to the idea that "It's o'clock Somewhere"! It's like having one of those fruity cocktails with the colorful umbrellas...only in a conditioner bar! You're welcome.

2oz

SLS free

  • paraben free
  • cruelty free
  • environmentally friendly
  • safe for color treated hair

  • * Solid conditioner bar is ultra concentrated - a little goes a very long way!
    * Save a bottle from going into the landfill.
    * Easy to store for traveling - no leaky goop in your suitcase or gym bag! 

    click here for reusable travel tin!

    To Use: Rub the conditioner bar directly on your hair and massage in with your hands. Rinse thoroughly. 

    VEGAN

    Ingredients: Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Kokum Butter, Panthenol, Dimethicone, Cyclomethicone, Honeyquat, Wheat Protein, Cetrimonium Chloride, Fragrance, Cosmetic Color 

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    Erin
    Super moisturizing!!

    Sweet strawberry scent in a super moisturizing bar!

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    Samantha Fisher
    Smells WONDERFUL

    I have been a fan of the conditioner bars for a while now but this scent is my FAVORITE because it lingers on for a long time. My hair smells like a yummy Strawberry shortcake doll.

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    christina cody
    love these conditioner bars

    So so happy this has been made a permanent scent. The bars are great, last forever and detangle like a dream! This scent is mesmerizing, I love it!

    J
    Jeannie
    Best shaving bar ;)

    I used to use the conditioner bars on my hair, but I've switched to silicone/sulfate free so now I use these to shave. :D I've had this one lying in my stash for a while and it has happily joined the "in use" pile of FCS products!

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    Melissa Thompson
    The BEST conditioner

    I have extremely dry hair, the ends of my hair would get super dry and unhealthy looking... That is until I purchase this conditioner bar. Its so moisturizing and makes my hair look and feel healthy! Ive had great results with this product. Its not overly moisturizing, it doesnt make my fine hair look greasy or anything but it does a great job with my dry ends and making my hair look amazing! Plus it smells like fruity heaven!!

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