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WHATEVER, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US Gift Set

WHATEVER, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US Gift Set

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It's October 3rd. Throwback to some of our beloved "Whatever, You Can't Sit With Us" products for ONE DAY ONLY!

This so fetch gift set Includes:

  • On Wednesdays We Wear Pink 2oz Whipped Cream
  • Way Fetch 1oz OCD Hand Sanitizer
  • Is Butter a Carb? 4oz Body Wash
  • Crushin' 2oz Glowing Sugar Scrub
  • Burn Book 2oz Leave-in Conditioner

 

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Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.