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....Where The Sun Don't Shine Sugar Scrub

....Where The Sun Don't Shine Sugar Scrub

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Title: In Cosmetic Jar 5 oz.
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Now, we know what you're thinking, but stick it up your ass just didn't sound very nice. Regardless, this tropical coconut-y banana scent is yummy enough to stick everywhere! Made with exfoliating walnut shells.

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Kayla Hackett
Banana heaven

This fragrance was one of the first things I tried from FCS, and it straight up smelled like a banana slurpee. One of the best smelling things I have ever put on my skin. PLEASE somehow bring this back!! It is so rare to ever be able to purchase a banana fragranced skincare item - especially one that smells this delicious.

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