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...Where The Sun Don't Shine Don't Be Jelly

...Where The Sun Don't Shine Don't Be Jelly

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Title: 5 oz.
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Now, we know what you're thinking, but stick it up your ass just didn't sound very nice. Regardless, this tropical coconut-y banana scent is yummy enough to stick everywhere!
5oz.
Jelly will arrive liquid in summer months, pop it in the fridge for it to set up again. Store in airtight container when no in use.

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