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...Where The Sun Don't Shine Mist Me?

...Where The Sun Don't Shine Mist Me?

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Title: 6 oz.
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Now, we know what you're thinking, but stick it up your ass just didn't sound very nice. Regardless, this tropical coconut-y banana scent is yummy enough to stick everywhere!

Freshen up any time you want with this super cool botanical mist! Our body spray is not only all natural and chemical free but it is also a humectant that means it attracts and retains water in your skin and hair to stay hydrated longer! Say goodbye to dry, itchy skin! *All Natural *Alcohol Free *Paraben Free *Good for both hair & skin

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j
j (Peoria, US)
great stuff

awesome smell

C
Christina Beavers (Peoria, US)
smells great!

awesome!

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