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Who Are You? Hair Oil

Who Are You? Hair Oil

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...what exactly are you smoking, vapor?

A mysterious mixture of crisp, ripe, pear twisted with tart limes, vanilla orchid, and dash of raw cane sugar.

1-2 drops is all you need for ultimate shine without greasy residue.

VEGAN

Ingredients: caprylic/capric triglyceride, argania spinosa (argan) oil, olea europaea (olive oil), cyclomethicone, lavandula (lavender) flower extract, hydrolyzed wheat protein, dimethicone, calendula officinalis (calendula) flower extract, azadirachta indica (neem) leaf extract, fragrance, vitamin E

2oz.

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