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WHO ARE YOU? Liquid Conditioner

WHO ARE YOU? Liquid Conditioner

Regular price $11.99
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You might hardly know, sir, just at present — at least you know who you were when you got up this morning, but after using this conditioner, your hair must have changed since then with a mysterious scent mixture of crisp, ripe pear twisted with tart limes, vanilla orchid, and a dash of raw cane sugar.

WHAT IT DOES: An ideal daily hydrator and detangler for normal hair.

HOW IT WORKS: Fortified with vegetable proteins and conditioning moisturizers derived from coconut that leave hair soft, shiny and healthy, while vitamins A, D, and E nourish and moisturize.

TO USE: After shampooing, work through clean, damp hair. Rinse.

Net wt. 8oz

Ingredients: Deionized Water, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Trimethylsiloxyamodimethicone, C11-15, Pareth-7, C12-16 Pareth-9, Glycerin, Trideceth-12, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearamidopropyl Dimethylamine, Phytantriol,  Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Hydrolyzed Wheat Starch, Panthenol, Aloe barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice,  Calendula officinalis Flower Extract, Chamomilla recutita (Chamomile) Flower Extract, Symphytum officinale Root Extract, Cucumis sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Tetrahexyldecyl Ascorbate (Vitamin C), Tocopheryl Acetate  (Vitamin E Acetate), Citric Acid, Tetrasodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Hexylene Glycol, Caprylyl Glycol,  Ethylhexylglycerin, Fragrance, Cosmetic Color

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Jessica (Massapequa Park, US)
Love this!

I have extremely long hair so I’m always looking out for liquid conditioner and I was so excited to find it in one of my favorite scents! Love smelling this in my hair and it works great!

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Amanda (Alexandria, US)
works great

Love the scent and it works well on fine hair

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Stacey Ahrens (Saint Cloud, US)
Great conditioner

Love this scent, it's pretty subtle but does linger even after I've rinsed my hair.

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Jusitne Suitor (Warwick, US)
Yes please

I love this scent!!

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Jusitne Suitor (Warwick, US)
Omfg

My new fav scent!

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

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