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WITCH, PLEASE! Entire Collection

WITCH, PLEASE! Entire Collection

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Save $12.33 (10%) off all 12 full-sized WITCH, PLEASE products when purchased together. 

  1. Swankified Walnut Scrub
  2. Hair Flip Leave-in Conditioner
  3. Roy G Biv Bar Soap
  4. There's No Place Like Home Room Spray
  5. The Shiz Shampoo & Conditioner Combo Bar
  6. The Shiz Fine Fragrance Mist
  7. Flying Monkeys Body Wash
  8. Green is the New Black Body Frosting
  9. BFF's OCD Hand Sanitizer
  10. Miss Popular Bath Bomb
  11. No Good Deed Wax Bar
  12. Wicked Good Dry Shampoo

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Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.