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YOU SHALL NOT PASS Fortune Cookie Soap

YOU SHALL NOT PASS Fortune Cookie Soap

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You are a servant of the Secret Fire. Wielder of the Flame of Arnor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadows with scents of cashmere musk, french pear, tarragon, caramel, Old Toby smoke clinging to an old grey cloak and firewood doused in magic. All you have to decide is what to do with the scents we have given you. Now… Fly, you fools.

Soap...with benefits! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil.

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Angeleen
I squandered it!

I love this smell so much. After slowly using the sugar scrub, then the tiolet bombs. I am now using the soap.
These soaps last quite a while if treated right.
I keep the soap elevated in a soap dish out of standing water. A soap dish that also dries any water quickly.
These little things last a very long time. Like a month, at least (for hand washing at a sink).
This smell is so masculine and so complex. I love it so much. My nose can't pick out any single scents though.
The elven (I think) engravings are such a cool touch to the stone colored soap too.

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April
Cozy scented soap

I had to grab one of these, as it was one of my favorite scents from this collection. I do wish there would've been a larger soap, body wash or whipped soap in this scent.
FCS last me quite awhile. They work well, lather great and the scent lingers.

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Katie
Love this scent

The soaps are small, but seen to last a long time. I really wanted a bar soap in this scent because it's my favorite FCS scent ever, so I cut about six up and melted them together to make a large bar. I guess that makes this the most expensive bar of soap that I've ever used, but I have no regrets because I'm obsessed with the way this smells! 😂 (I'm sure the melting thing isn't advised, but it worked for me)

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.